Christmas
Secret Santa sorted.
The personalised gift they'll never live down
Turn your favourite blokeinto an Aussie calendar model.
Whether he likes it or not.
Upload one photo of him and we'll transform your dad, partner, mate or workmate into 12 ridiculous Aussie calendar shoots — then print the evidence.
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Create their first transformation FREE • No payment required
After
BeforeOne photo. Twelve questionable career choices.
You're already thinking of someone.
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Yep. Him.
Don't give him another boring gift.
Socks? Again? Give him something he'll actually remember.
Imagine his face when he realises there are another 11.
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From mugshot to Bloody Legend.
01
Hand over his mug
Upload one clear photo of your chosen victim.
02
We get to work
Watch him become the Aussie calendar model nobody asked for.
03
Give him the evidence
We turn all 12 transformations into his very own professionally printed 2027 calendar.
The Bloody Legend 2027 Calendar
12 Months.12 Careers.Zero Shirts.
JANUARY
THE LIFESAVER
Between the flags. Barely.
FEBRUARY
THE TRADIE
Quoted for Tuesday. Arrived in March.
MARCH
THE SURFER
Waxed the board. Never went out.
APRIL
THE FARMER
Up before the sun. Home before the news.
MAY
THE OUTBACK LEGEND
Four hours from anywhere. Very pleased about it.
JUNE
THE FISHERMAN
Caught nothing. Told everyone.
JULY
THE SKI INSTRUCTOR
Minus four. Still no shirt.
AUGUST
THE BBQ KING
Owns the tongs. Owns the moment.
SEPTEMBER
THE FIREFIGHTER
Putting out fires. Starting several others.
OCTOBER
THE FOOTY LEGEND
Reckons he could still go a half.
NOVEMBER
THE PUB LEGEND
Knows the bartender. Knows everyone.
DECEMBER
AUSSIE CHRISTMAS
Prawns on. Shirt off.
Swipe · 1 / 12
Between the flags. Barely.
He's had quite the year.
And it's only January.
Ordinary blokes.Extraordinary career changes.
And yes.We actually print it.
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GARY
The Aussie Calendar
"A Year Nobody Asked For."
12 personalised Aussie photoshoots. One professionally printed calendar. An entire year of explaining yourself.
- ✓12 personalised transformations
- ✓Professionally printed 2027 wall calendar
- ✓Personalised cover
- ✓Australian calendar
- ✓Digital copy included
- ✓Delivered straight to your door
The best part?Watching him open it.
Reaction footage coming soonBirthdays are temporary. The family group chat is forever.
No commitment. Maximum damage.
Find out what your blokelooks like as a firefighter.
Upload his photo and we'll create his first Bloody Legend transformation FREE.
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No payment required.
🔒 Private photo upload⚡ Fast personalised preview👀 See him before you order
Use a photo you have permission to upload.
It's funnier when it actually looks like him.
We focus on keeping the face recognisable while everything around him gets considerably more ridiculous.
- Realistic likeness
- Natural-looking photography
- Review before ordering
- Limited retries if something looks off
One bloody good gift.Plenty of excuses.
Birthdays
Another year older. Somehow more ripped.
Father's Day
Better than socks.
Partners
Give him the modelling career he never had.
Workmates
Possibly your finest contribution to office culture.
Retirement
One final career change.
Questions, answered.
You know a Bloody Legend.
Make it official.
Stitch 'em up →
Create their first transformation free.
BloodyLegend
12 Months. 12 Careers. Zero Shirts.
2027